Soawen's Suicide Sweets
You know what day it is, Ping?” said Colon.
“Er… twenty-fifth of May, sarge.”
“And you know what that means, Ping?”
“Er…”
“It means,” said Nobby, “that anyone important enough to ask where we’re going-“
“-knows where we’ve gone,” said Fred Colon.
The door slammed behind them.
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch (via thestarsarelaughing)

Truth! Freedom! Justice! Reasonably priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

Truth! Freedom! Justice! Reasonably priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

I reblog this everytime it’s on my dash. A lot of people think an anxiety attack is always hyperventilating and freaking out. I don’t know how it is for everybody but I can have anxiety attacks where  I just feel like I’m not breathing enough even though I am and start getting sweaty, heart races and sudden urge to escape no matter what I’m doing. Most don’t think that’s an “attack” but until you’ve felt it you don’t know how claustrophobic it actually makes you feel.

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

I reblog this everytime it’s on my dash. A lot of people think an anxiety attack is always hyperventilating and freaking out. I don’t know how it is for everybody but I can have anxiety attacks where  I just feel like I’m not breathing enough even though I am and start getting sweaty, heart races and sudden urge to escape no matter what I’m doing. Most don’t think that’s an “attack” but until you’ve felt it you don’t know how claustrophobic it actually makes you feel.

ohne-dich:

Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston attend the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival (May 25, 2013)

foreversherlocked173:

the-last-time-lordess:

circlemaze:

doubleohadorable:

sometimesironman:

#and that was the last thing john said to sherlock face to face

#and then sherlock went and protected him

#by being alone

ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUR ROOMS

WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO POST THAT

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wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears


Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

l1br4:

finejeeze:

letsallbrotogether:

popionopio:

namethief:

My Horcruxes

Well played. 

I’m in tears

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Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.

fuckIGN CHRIST

r0wdyruff:

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

i read it through twice and it was brilliant both times

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared./Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

9gag:

If you need inspiration on your teacher evaluations

9gag:

If you need inspiration on your teacher evaluations

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

gnstevenson:

Tom and Tilda in Detroit!! They’re just grungy perfection :)

gnstevenson:

Tom and Tilda in Detroit!! They’re just grungy perfection :)

bilbos-buttons:

discountdemonarmy:

theatomicboom:

wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third series of sherlock started with “nope sherlock is actually dead tough shit you all waited for nothing” 

and then it’s just this picture for the next hour and a half:

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The sad thing is we’d probably all stay and watch the picture of Moffat’s face for the entire time

Just to make sure it’s still Moffat’s face…